Medical Service^TM

My father had such bad gingivitis that he had some of his gums removed. This man was a diligent flosser and brusher. It was genetic. My mother's side also had issues. So I was left with a probable destiny of dental horror.

I bought this on a whim and it works like a charm. I put on my nail color, waited a minute like the directions said then put the Kwik Dry on then not even a minute passed I touched my nails and they were dry, I was shocked. So I tested it further by rubbing the mineral oil into my cuticles and no polish on my fingers, no smudging, or marks at all. I don't have a lot of faith in products labeled 'quick dry', but this has truly impressed me, it actually works like promised.

It is a perfect example of the cruelty of fate- my life was forever changed by a huge ship. It was the winter of 1991, 2 years before Cap'n Trimmer published this masterpiece. If only I had known... the wanton destruction that only a huge ship can do to life and limb and all smaller vessels. My bonnie wife and I had set sail in our beloved scupper, 'Nam Chowder (a pun from my years in the Navy). We were heaving to in the deep and treacherous waters off Cape Hatteras, when lo and behold a ship appeared, as sinister as Poseidon in denim cutoffs.