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Country: 166.62.113.120, North America, US

City: -111.899 Arizona, United States

Having read and re-read many of the reviews about this product I decided to push the boundaries of human endurance to hitherto unknown limits. The reason I did this remain a mystery to me to this day. One week after placing my order and £13,211 lighter I took delivery of 126 cases of Veet and for the next thrsee days pumped every bottle dry into a dump skip pre-lined with carbon fibre impregnated lead. Initially all went well with my pumping and I adopted a steady regime of 4 hours pumping followed by 30 minutes rest, but as the hours rolled by it seemed as though nature itself had started to cry. By the end of day one dark clouds gathered overhead, whilst just five miles distant my nearest neighbours basked in glorious sunshine. At 3.18 pm on day two I noticed that birds no longer sang in any of the trees around my castle, and the once familiar bees were swarming as one into the flames of our industrial boiler. As dawn broke on day three a wolf walked out of the forest in a state of total delirium. It sat next to the six remaining cases of Veet and with rolling eyes began to tear off its own flesh in a methodical yet detached manner. As the wolf finally expired I noticed that the fumes from the Veet skip had already dissolved every hair on my body and the enamel surrounding the nerves of my teeth had entirely disappeared. Doggedly pumping the final bottles of Veet into the skip caused the loss of every nail on my hands and my lips to shrivel back hideously back into my face like an poorly preserved mummy, painfully exposing my flapping teeth nerves to the elements . Eyes and nose bleeding and with the fabric of my ear drums almost completely dissolved I could only just detect the enormous crash of thunder and flash of lightning as I finally removed my clothes and prepared to dive naked into my bath of destiny. I find it difficult to write in words what happened during the next moments of my now massively altered and shortened life but force myself to do so for the sake of all future users. Every muscle in my body went into acute spasm and my mouth let forth a silent scream of such torment that trees shed their bark in a bizarre defensive reaction. I thrashed and clawed around in the skip in a desperate attempt to get out but my liquified fingers melted mockingly against the rim. My once proud cervical massager retracted with such velocity that it reappeared through my rear gunner only to detach from my body and hiss downwards like a doomed U boat into the unforgiving cream from hell. How I eventually came to get out of the skip no one truly knows. Some say that a blind panther swung down on a rope and plucked me out with it's claws, whilst others simply say nothing. I have bought Veet, I have pumped Veet, I have lain with Veet. I am Veet

I have natural hair and this is the only product I use as my leave in. I have wandered off and tried numerous other products but always come back to Cantu shea butter. So now I have stopped cheating on Cantu ☺. Plus it works great on my hair.....that's the plus!

This cream smells awful! It's the worst cloying sweet smell ever. I have no idea if it even works. I can't stand to have this product in my house. Ugh.

Best mosterizer I've ever used and ive used them all!!.... If you have trouble skin and acne this is the one for you! It's light and not greasy won't make you break out!! I've used every lotion on the market just about this is the one for you try it.... You won't be disappointed.