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As a serial bestial polygamist (married to several Arabian stallions and a shedfull of iguanas), I must register my offense at this horrific manifesto. While I have deeply enjoyed the sensual delights of all manner of species, both mammalian and reptilian, I can say with nearly 100% confidence that I have never in my existence engaged in any illicit sexual congress with a human of my own gender. That would be disgusting. To suggest that somehow man-on-man love is the gateway to a sublime encounter with a croc or a burmese python is absolutely false, and deeply offensive to those of us in "the lifestyle."

I mistakenly purchased Fleabusters thinking I was buying Flea Stoppers, which I have used in the past with fantastic results. Flea Stoppers is an ultra-fine crystalline form of boric acid and all you have to do is sprinkle on your carpet and sweep in. It isn't dusty at all. Fleabusters isn't ultra-fine and is full of little clumps that won't sweep in, and it's also dusty. I spent at least twice as much time applying this product because I had to keep stopping to break up the clumps. I'm not convinced that the powder really has gone down into the carpet enough to be effective. If you want a product that is easy to use, this isn't it! I'm tossing this Fleabusters stuff and I've already ordered a canister of Flea Stoppers because I know it works...